MISSILE MAN

Mr Wonky

Name: Valentino

Breed: Thoroughbred

Breeder: P Turley

Sex: Gelding

Foaled: 11th July 2009

Colour: Bay

Blaze: Star

Features: 1 White Fetlock

Height: 17,1 hh

Sire: Winged Love

Dam: Miss Ondee

Disciplines: NHF, Hurdle, Rules Races, PTP

Raced: 2014-2017

Missile Man Side Profile

About Missile Man

Special in many ways: tall, athletic, quick and agile. After racing for several years and winning the National Hunt in 2015, Vali’s stats began to drop and he was retired in 2017. In 2018 I was looking for another Thoroughbred ex-racer to re-school after Fizz was retired through recurrent lameness. With such a great height, I thought Vali could work well eventing and show jumping, or even become a happy hacker. I fell in love with his kind eyes and saw his potential, but it took time for him to adjust. Vali needed consistent feed times and reassurance or he would become anxious and self-harm. Many times I arrived to find him with cuts on his legs, side, face and chest. once he even managed to sever a facial nerve and his nose drooped so much that I thought he’d had a stroke! From that point onwards I nicknamed him ‘Mr Wonky’ and created a first-person (or horse) blog of the trials and tribulations of the rehabilitation and retraining of an ex-racer.

Vali is a cheeky chap, clever, knowing, artful, sarcastic and ever so condescending. He has a loving attitude, but also a strong will which can be awkward at times. He used to enjoy rearing on the main road and running backwards waving his legs in the air – all I could do was laugh, sit tight and kick him on. He never meant any harm and I loved every minute on board.

I’d begun schooling Vali to jump and he was absolutely loving it, but following a hind hock fracture, a big operation and 18 months of rest and recuperation, unfortunately he was still unable to take a rider’s weight. My hopes for an eventing future were shattered at only 10 years old, it felt that his life was over. Many people advised me to have him put to sleep as he could live another 10+ years, but I promised him a home for life the day I met him and that’s exactly what he has. He spends his days in the field annoying the other ex-racers while providing endless entertainment with his slips, trips, slides, tumbles and general clumsiness. I wouldn’t have him any other way.

Gallery

Pedigree

Winged Love

In The Wings

J’ai Deux Amours

Sadlers Wells

High Hawk

Top Ville

Pollenka

Northern Dancer

Fairy Bridge

Shirley Heights

Sunbittern

High Top

Sega Ville

Reliance

Polana

Miss Ondee

Dress Parade

Lady Caroline

Sadlers Wells

Steel Habit

Hasty Tudor

Vidorina

Northern Dancer

Fairy Bridge

Habitat

Ampulla

King of the Tudors

Hasten On

Vienna

Docible

Race Records

Date Race Distance Jockey Trainer Performance
10 December 17 Wadebridge 3m E Doggrell Nikki Frost PU
19 November 17 Bishops Court 3m J Newman Nikki Frost PU
17 October 16 Plumpton 2m 4.5f B Powell Jim Best PU
01 October 16 Fontwell 3m 1.5f J E Moore Jim Best 9th
31 August 16 Southwell 3m J E Moore Jim Best 6th
11 August 16 Worcester 2m 4f  J E Moore Jim Best 7th
17 December 15 Towcester 2m P John Jim Best DSQ
30 November 15 Plumpton 2m J E Moore Jim Best 8th
26 January 15 Plumpton 2m 1.5f D C Costello Jim Best 1st
05 January 15 Lingfield 2m J Storey Jim Best 9th
17 November 14 Plumpton 2m 1.5f W T Kennedy Jim Best 4th
22 October 14 Worcester 2m R Flint Jim Best 6th